Thoughts and Ideas of a Pervert

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keep-calm-and-disney-on: superwhoavengelockandme: j—lawrence: boxlunches: justintheamazingallan: annacadaverous: metalintheflesh: This is my youngest daughter, Ava.  I felt that I needed to share the conversation she and I had after a school field trip today. Ava: Mommy, we saw Princesses skating on the ice!! Me: Wow!!  Did you have fun? Ava: Yeah, but there is a best part!! Me: What was it? Ava: We got to meet the Princesses and I asked Snow White if she had a boyfriend. Me: (Laughing) Did you?  What did she say? Ava: She said she did and then she asked me if I had one!! And I said I had one, but I didn’t like him any more.   Me: Oh.  Well, how come you don’t like him anymore? Ava: Because I like my other friend now and then I got scared and asked her if I could still be a princess and she asked why so I told her that my friend I like is a girl and I want to have a girlfriend. Me: (a bit surprised) Oh.  Ok, well what did she tell you? Ava: That’s the best part!  She said that as long as I have love I already AM a Princess!! <3 THIS IS THE WORLD I WANT TO LIVE IN. <3 You go Snow White Oh my goodness Oh my goodness YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS JUST OMG SO PERFECTTTTTAGSAHDJDFKFGH
iamrealindsey: I call this look “fat slut wanna be punk astronaut accountant from outer space with thighs the size of the moon” Please reblog this if you love it to boost my ego.

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

ryu-gemini:

whenever anyone draws anything for me i just

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i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit